Total Medals Earned: 341 (From 71 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,290 Points
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/260 points)
Start the game
Beat wave 1
Beat wave 5
Loiter around too long
Die.
Beat wave 10
Beat wave 15
Pet the shopkeeper
Buy all 6 dice
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/285 points)
Enter the Playground
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Clear levels 1-6
Clear levels 7-12
Clear levels 13-16
Clear levels 17-20
Kill them.
Clear levels 1-6 in less than 2.5 minutes
Clear levels 7-12 in less than 4 minutes
Clear levels 13-16 in less than 4 minutes
Clear levels 17-20 in less than 5 minutes
Medals Earned: 7/12 (70/320 points)
Create a shape with 4 corners.
Create a shape with 5 corners.
Create a shape with 6 corners.
Create a shape with 7 corners.
Create a shape with 8 corners.
Create a shape with 9 corners.
Create a shape with 10 corners.
Create a shape with 11 corners.
Create a shape with 12 corners.
Create a shape with 13 corners.
Create a shape with 14 corners.
Create a shape with 15 corners.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (145/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/200 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 8/40 (40/500 points)
complete level 1
complete level 2
complete level 3
complete level 4
complete level 5
complete level 6
complete level 7
complete level 8
complete level 9
complete level 10
complete level 11
complete level 12
complete level 13
complete level 14
complete level 15
complete level 16
complete level 17
complete level 18
complete level 19
complete level 20
complete level 21
complete level 22
complete level 23
complete level 24
complete level 25
complete level 26
complete level 27
complete level 28
complete level 29
complete level 30
complete level 31
complete level 32
complete level 33
complete level 34
complete level 35
complete level 36
complete level 37
complete level 038
complete level 39
complete level 40
Medals Earned: 20/50 (115/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Defeat Camlaidh
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Defeat Don
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Finish the game as Albany
Find Cai's soul
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Check out the credits
Collect all items
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/225 points)
Complete any level without collecting all max energy.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)